When it rains, some people get umbrellas. Some people just don’t go outside at all. Some people say fuck it all and just get wet. And some people like to stand outside and scream at the rain for hours on end. And then they run around to all the neighbors to organize a committee to stop the rain. And then they hold a news conference to announce the urgent need to stop the rain. And then they get the biggest megaphone they can find to yell at the rain to stop. And when that fails, they insist on telling me a 2 hour story about their valiant efforts to stop the rain. And then they complain about all the wasted time spent and how nobody would help. And maybe I should get involved. Because it’s VERY IMPORTANT that the rain be stopped.
I prefer to waste my time watching football instead. Unless I watch the Jets, it’s usually a lot less frustrating.
