Who Doesn’t Register at Bed Bath And Beyond?

Someone was getting married and the whatnot. I haven’t spoken to them in a long time, which doesn’t actually make it all that different from pretty much anybody else I know. But I digress. I was thinking about getting something nice-ish small, you know, like a nakpin holder set or a salt shaker thingy. Small enough not to be too creepy (I mean, it’s been a REALLY long time) and yet enough just to say Congratulations and the whatnot.

I pop onto Bed Bath and Beyond, because everybody (EVERYBODY) is registered at Bed Bath and Beyond. It’s even a checkbox on the marriage license application in over 20 states (and parts of Canada). Pick someone you know who’s even thinking about getting married, and they’ll be registered at Bed Bath and Beyond. Even people who don’t quite have a fiance lined up are registered at Bed Bath and Beyond, you know, because you can never really be ready soon enough. Even if they’re not in your local area, they have this thing now, called UPS, and it, like, delivers shit to your door and whatnot. Seriously, who doesn’t register at Bed Bath and Beyond? Who?!

I guess they don’t.

Which is just as well, I suppose. I mean, who really uses napkin holders anyway?

Oh, and Congratulations, btw.

This Blog post apparently sponsored by Bed Bath and Beyond. WTF is up with that?